A ham and cheese sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?Answer: The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
What do you call an all-u-can-eat shrimp dinner?Answer: Overkrill
Do librarians like white wine?Answer: No, they like theirs well red!
Yo mama so hot, she makes jalapenos cry.