Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yogurt.
Yogurt who?
Yogurt to love my jokes!
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.
What kind of cars do shellfish drive?Answer: Mussel cars.
What did the butcher say to the cow?Answer: Let's beefriends.
Why did the green bean casserole look away?Answer: Because he saw the cranberry dressing!