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Why are potatoes good detectives?Answer: They always keep their eyes peeled.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip that basket, I need help picking the beans!
A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue. However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.
Where did Mario buy his lunch?Answer: Mario Mart
Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?Answer: He was bacon in the heat.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers