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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice!
Rice, who?
Rice to meet you!
What was Icarus’ least favorite food?Answer: Hot wings.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?Answer: Pumpkin pi.
Why did the blueberry get so many Valentines?Answer: Because it was really sweet.
Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?Answer: They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers